5/07/2007

EVERYTHING IS OVER HERE NOW

WWW.REJECTIONSHOW.COMLink

2/12/2007

UNAVOIDABLE

Sometimes it is unavoidable and you will end up doing a show on the same night at the same time as your peers. Here is one to check out:

The WYSIWYG Talent Show Celebrates
THREE YEARS OF REALLY BAD SEX
with "Worst. Sex. Ever. IV: Getting It Ain’t Getting Any Better"
an Anti-Valentine's Day Celebration
ADVANCE TICKETS AVAILABLE AT WYSIWYGTALENTSHOW.ORG

Worst. Sex. Ever. IV. performs Wednesday, February 14 at The Bowery Poetry
Club (308 Bowery between Bleecker and Houston). Doors open at 7:30 p.m.,
and the show show starts at 8:00 p.m. Tickets are $7.00 at the door or
available in advance at www.wysiwygtalentshow.org. For more information,
visit the WYSIWYG website, www.bowerypoetry.com, or call 212-614-0505.

With performances by:

* Dan Allen (TaoofDan.com)
* Joe Jervis (JoeMyGod.blogspot.com)
* Heather Ann Snodgrass (fauxy.net)
* Jon W. Collins (JonWCollins.livejournal.com)
* Stroll (TheButchStroll.blogspot.com)
* Chris Hampton (uffish.com)

2/02/2007

THE REJECTION SHOW'S HEARTBREAK HAVEN


Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 West 26th Street
Between 8th and 9th Avenue

THE REJECTION SHOW'S
HEARTBREAK HAVEN

FEBRUARY 14, 2007

8PM - 1AM



The cult-favorite live comedy series The Rejection Show and Mortified join forces for an evening of their best breakup, heartbreak and love related performances from shows past blending into and evening of love song karaoke, live music, DJ, drinks and partying. If you’re single, feeling alone, rejected, don’t have a date or don’t like traditional Valentine’s Day routines then The Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater is the place to be on Valentine’s Day ‘07! Don't feel left out happy couples. All are welcome to party and see some hilariously heartbreaking performances.

"Find someone to french!"

Featuring HEARTBREAKING performances from:

Jon Friedman
Gabe & Jenny
Adam Wade
Sara Schaefer
Katina Corrao
Adrianne Frost
Matt Goldich
Todd Levin
Rachel Kramer Bussel
Mike Albo
Mandy Stadtmiller
Giulia Rozzi
Brandy Barber
Sara Jo Allocco
Victoria Scroggins
A Cartoon from Odd Todd

AND MORE SPECIAL GUESTS!

LIVE MUSIC FROM:
THE DEFIBULATORS
LEIBYA ROGERS
STUCKEY AND MURRAY
CHUCK & JAWNEE

TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE!

1/27/2007

Can You Believe It!

I'm going to post over here on this site again. The "new" Rejection Show site was never really able to get off of the ground because of technical glitches (what was with those wacky urls?) and it quickly having to be rebuilt to reflect the upcoming Rejected book that I am editing. So, a new site is being built for all things "The Rejection Show" under the urls rejectionshow.com and therejectionshow.com. For now, I'll have some blogging fun over here again. Hi.

8/19/2006

BLOGGING MOVE!

I will be doing all of my "blogging" over at REJECTIONSHOW.COM from now on. In addition to it being a site to display rejected material (coming soon), videos, clips, insights from The Rejection Show and all things related to The Rejection Show I will also use it as my personal blog. Hope to see you there.

REJECTIONSHOW.COM

8/18/2006

Jon on Lopate

I'll be an in studio guest on The Leonard Lopate Show Monday August 21st at noon discussing rejection and The Rejection Show.

The Leonard Lopate Show
New York Public Radio
WNYC 93.9 FM and AM 820

8/02/2006

IT'S BACK!

THE DELICIOUS SANDWICH SOCIAL RETURNS!

WHEN: Saturday, August 26th @ 1PM
WHERE: Near The Picnic House
@ Prospect Park, Brooklyn
(click here for map)


The Rules:

1. Bring one FULL delicious sandwich (hero, hoagie, roll, bread) with you to the event.

2. Label and submit one half of your sandwich to the DSS advisory board.

3. Sandwiches will be labled with the name of submitter, and/or vegetarian, meat, dairy, etc. This can be done at the event.

4. Every participant will get one half of another participant's sandwich submission and keep the other half of their own.

5. One lucky random sandwich half will contain THE GOLDEN TICKET redeemable for the DSS prize package.

6. Enjoy your sandwiches, find the person who's sandwich you've eaten, throw a frisbee, have some fun!

7. Eat delicious cupcakes courtesy of Cupcakes Take the Cake! (Rachel Kramer Bussel, Alizinha and Nichelle)


Delicious Sandwich Social FAQ's

1. Is this event free?
Yes, all you need to participate is a sandwich.

2. Can I bring a hot sandwich?
Sure, but remember, you will only be trading one half of your sandwich so make sure what you bring is also something you like.

3. Who will be inserting the Golden Ticket?
The Golden Ticket will be insterted by Jon Friedman and Jon Bulette. They are ineligible from winning the prize.

4. What is the prize package?
That will be revealed during the actual event.

5. Will there be a man in a sandwich suit hanging around and taking pictures with us?
I surely hope so.

6. Will persons with dietary restrictions (ie. veg.) be paired with another of the same restrictive family?
Yes, they absolutely will. The DSS is diet restriction friendly.

7. I make several "mean" sandwiches...what if I want to bring more than one?
That is absolutely acceptable. The more sandwiches the better!

8. What if it is raining?
If it is raining check the website for up to the minute notifications.

9. Are you serious?
Yes

10. What happens after all of the sandwiches are traded?
Then we eat them. You're free to do whatever you like (no hitting.) It'll be like a fun day in the park and such.

11. Can I bring my dog?
Uh-huh.

12. Can I bring my baby?
Yes

13. Instead of a sandwich can I bring a wrap?
Are you asking about wraps? Wraps? YOU WANT A WRAP? There's no wraps, there's no wraps at the DSS!

14. What about a panini?
Yeah, sure.

15. Is it true that the First Annual Delicious Sandwich Social spawned a Sydney Sandwich Social in Australia?
Yes, it is true. They even asked for my permission. Here's a link.



Directions:

Enter from Grand Army Plaza or 3rd St. Entrance. We'll be somewhere between the 'G' and the 'M' in the words 'Long Meadow' on the black and white map (near the Picnic House.)
Grand Army Plaza is formed by the intersection of Flatbush Ave., Eastern Parkway, Prospect Park West and other streets.

By Public Transportation: (click here for MTA map)
2 or 3 Train to Grand Army Plaza station
Q Train to 7th Ave. Station (Flatbush Ave.)
B-41 or B-71 Bus along Flatbush Ave. to Grand Army Plaza
B-69 Bus along Prospect Park West

By Car:
From Manhattan and Brooklyn Bridges: Take Flatbush Ave. to Grand Army Plaza
From BQE: Take BQE to Tillary St. exit, left on Flatbush Ave. to Grand Army Plaza


7/30/2006

Will Gerry Laabs be at the next Rejection Show?

If you were at the last Rejection Show you heard me talk about the possibility of a rejected Roseanne Barr look-a-like appearing on the next show (August 1st.) Will she be there? I'm still not certain but I have my fingers crossed.

How did this come about? I received this email in my inbox a few weeks ago:

Subject: Roseanne Barr Look Aalike
Date: Friday, July 14, 2006 12:42 PM
From: Gerry Laabs
To:
Conversation: Roseanne Barr Look Aalike

Jon,
I am always asked in stores, walking on the streets, "there she is...are you Roseanne Barr?" Thought I find out if there is any look alike jobs , shows or contest. Please contact me and inform me if there is.......Thanks

Waiting to hear from you.

Gerry Laabs
******

Anyone that knows me would know that I LOVED THAT EMAIL. Although I don't know why she would think that I have the answer.

I responded with this:

Subject: Re: Roseanne Barr Look Aalike
Date: Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:49 PM
From: Jon Friedman
To: Gerry Laabs
Conversation: Roseanne Barr Look Aalike

Hi Gerry. Thanks for the email. It seems as though you are having trouble finding work as a Roseanne Barr Look-A-Like. That sounds perfect for my show “The Rejection Show.” I can book you on my show for August 1st and we can do a mini Q & A on what it is like to get work as a look-a-like and the rejection you face and then you can do your actual Roseanne routine. How does this sound? It will be laid back and in a fun supportive environment.

The show is at 7:30PM on August 1st at Mo Pitkin’s House of Satisfaction.

I can send you many more details if you are available and interested.

Let me know asap.

Jon
**********

She did respond asking for more specific details, which I gave her. I have not heard back from her after that but I don't know if that means she'll be there or decided to brush it off.

WE'LL SEE!

Come to the show to find out....

TICKETS FOR THE AUGUST 1st REJECTION SHOW HERE!



7/24/2006

THE REJECTION SHOW, JULY 25TH!

Don't forget to send or give me your own rejected material for the new Rejection Show website, soon to be updated daily with tons of rejections.

THE REJECTION SHOW 'SUMMERFEST OF REJECTION' CONTINUES....

JULY 25, 2006
FEATURING REJECTIONS FROM:

JACKIE ‘THE JOKEMAN’ MARTLING
(Howard Stern, Private Parts, Jokeland.com)

MICHELLE COLLINS & HER MOTHER
(Michelle will do a live interview with her mother confronting her about rejections from her childhood, youcantmakeitup.org)

ADAM WADE
(Wade will screen and discuss some of his early rejected short film work, adamwade.com, ESPN Classic)

HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN
(I’ll be telling my CHICKEN SUIT story at this show)

And as always more fun rejection surprises!!

The Rejection Show
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
July 25th @ 7:30PM
34 Avenue A (2nd and 3rd St.)
Call or visit the Mo Pitkin's box office at (212) 777-5660
F or V to Second Ave.

TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE

7/20/2006

NEXT REJECTION SHOW LINEUP!

JULY 25, 2006
JACKIE "THE JOKEMAN" MARTLING
MICHELLE COLLINS & HER MOTHER
ADAM WADE

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS


7/16/2006

THE REJECTION SHOW - JULY 18TH!

"Rejection hurts. Luckily, this hurt comes from laughing so hard you pull a muscle. Comic Jon Friedman offers a ‘Summerfest of Rejection’ -- TV sketches, movie pitches, and cartoons go from the cutting-room floor to Mo Pitkin's. Friedman cracks us up all summer by making his previously sporadic Show quasi-weekly."

-FLAVORPILL

JULY 18, 2006
FEATURING REJECTIONS FROM:

THE ONION (Staff writers share rejections from the popular satirical newspaper)
BARON VAUGHN (Comedy Central, VH1, various commercials)
GABE & JENNY (Hosts of 'At Night with Gabe & Jenny')
&
Music from FUTURE FOLK (two actual men from the future!)

HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN

And as always more fun rejection surprises!!

The Rejection Show
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
July 18th @ 7:30PM
34 Avenue A (2nd and 3rd St.)
Call or visit the Mo Pitkin's box office at (212) 777-5660
F or V to Second Ave.
TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE


7/10/2006

HAMSTRAVAGANZA!

I was asked to help produce this fun event and it is FREE! PARTY! ON A BOAT!

HAMstravaganza
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
The Frying Pan in NYC
Pier 63 North River (Boat Docked at Chelsea Piers)
23rd Street @ Hudson River
7pm - 11pm
Free!

Celebrate Gideon Defoe's best-selling "Pirates!" series at this amazing Ham and Pirate themed show at the Frying Pan, a mid century lighthouse-boat that has been dredged up and festooned in the Hudson River, right by the Chelsea Piers.

Pirate and ham themed fun!

With live music from:
The Hazzards
Future Folk
The Scurvy Pirates
Rob Paravonian

Free hugs from Jon Friedman!

Free books and ham and pirate stuff!

6/22/2006

The Rejection Show Summerfest Intro


6/21/2006

Mortified & Swollen Head tonight

Come to the Tank and see Mortified & Swollen Head back to back, not in that order!

After Swollen Head I will step out of the "directors" booth (or rickety wooden box with a tape deck in it) and land on stage to read some of my teenage journal entries as part of tonight's Mortified.

Here is some more info on these two unique shows:

The 2005 ECNY Award Winner for BEST ONE PERSON SHOW, 'SWOLLEN HEAD' returns this June for a one month run at The Tank.

"So candid and real, it's hysterically funny."
-NY PRESS

It's a secret that was kept for a long time.

When he was 11-and-a-half, Rich Zeroth was diagnosed with a rare brain disease called encephalitis. As a result he missed 127 consecutive days of 5th grade.

That part everyone knows.

This June, he will let you in on his deepest, darkest, secret. He wasn't really sick at all.

He was faking the whole thing.

In 'Swollen Head' Rich Zeroth comes clean about everything from pretending to collapse in the doctor's office to making an appearance at the school play which was dedicated to his good health and fast recovery.

How did he do it? Why did he do it? And what did he do with all that free time?

If telling a bunch of strangers the truth behind his encephalitis isn't enough. . . wait until you see the REAL HIDDEN CAMERA surprise ending.

SWOLLEN HEAD
Written & Performed by Rich Zeroth
Produced & Directed by Jon Friedman

Featuring Brandy Barber, Sara Allocco, Gabe Liedman, Mike Barry &
Audio & video recordings & new live re-enactments!


MORTIFIED stars everyday adults sharing aloud
their most embarrassing, pathetic and private teenage
diary entries, poems, love letters, lyrics and locker
notes... in front of total strangers.

FEATURING PATHETIC TEEN CRAP BY : Katina Corero, Sara
Jo Allocco, Jon Friedman, Brianna Jacobson, Carrie
Gross, Sara Baron, Lianne Stokes, and Giulia Rozzi.

Get to the Tank Theatre early and see Rich Zeroth's
solo show "Swollen Head" at 7:30pm, directed by Jon
Friedman. More info at www.tremendousrabbit.com


It all begins at 7:30 PM
The Tank @ Collective: Unconscious is located at 279 Church Street between Franklin and White.

To get to The Tank by subway take:
A, C, E, J, M, Z, N, Q, R, W, Z, or 6 to Canal Street
1, 9 to Franklin Street

6/19/2006

THE REJECTION SHOW "OUTTAKES NIGHT" TOMORROW!

The first ever OUTTAKES NIGHT!

Bloopers, blunders and mishaps!

Comedic video outtakes!

Tomorrow night at The Rejection Show.

Featuring outtakes from: Variety Shac, I Love the 30's, The Post Show, The Rejection Show, Sara Schaefer and more!

Rejected cartoons from the New Yorker with Eric Lewis and Andy Friedman and music from Andy too!

CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS


WHAT IS THE REJECTION SHOW?

The Rejection Show is a comedic based event that embraces the rejected and "turned down" material of professional and amateur writers, comedians, cartoonists, artists, and human beings whom display their creative "failures" live on stage and now on the web.

6/15/2006

They Don't Even Know That I Wasn't Wearing Any Pants

MEDIA ANALYST TOO REVEALING
via Gawker
via The Apiary
via RKB
via Allison Bojarski

6/14/2006

SWOLLEN HEAD




6/13/2006

The Rejection Show "Comedians Edition" Tonight

The "Summerfest of Rejection" continues this Tuesday, June 13th with a special lineup featuring some of NYC's favorite comedians.

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others who wield power. Films rejected by festivals, cartoons that never made it to press, and comedy sketches that weren't good enough for TV all finally see the light of day, some more deservedly than others."
–THE ONION

JUNE 13, 2006
FEATURING REJECTIONS FROM:

BOBBY TISDALE (Invite Them Up, The Baxter)
KRISTEN SCHAAL (Hot Tub, HBO Comedy Festival Winner)
JORDAN CARLOS (Flying Blind, Pepsi Sumo Chicken)
PETE HOLMES (VH1's Best Week Ever)
&
REJECTED CARTOONS FROM THE NEW YORKER
with ERIC LEWIS & SAM GROSS!

HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN

And as always more fun rejection surprises!!

The Rejection Show
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
June 13th @ 7:30PM
34 Avenue A (2nd and 3rd St.)
Call or visit the Mo Pitkin's box office at (212) 777-5660
F or V to Second Ave.
TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=55647

6/07/2006

THE AWARD WINNING 'SWOLLEN HEAD' RETURNS TONIGHT!

The 2005 ECNY Award Winner for BEST ONE PERSON SHOW, 'SWOLLEN HEAD' returns this June for a one month run at The Tank.

"So candid and real, it's hysterically funny."
-NY PRESS

It's a secret that was kept for a long time.

When he was 11-and-a-half, Rich Zeroth was diagnosed with a rare brain disease called encephalitis. As a result he missed 127 consecutive days of 5th grade.

That part everyone knows.

This June, he will let you in on his deepest, darkest, secret. He wasn't really sick at all.

He was faking the whole thing.

In 'Swollen Head' Rich Zeroth comes clean about everything from pretending to collapse in the doctor's office to making an appearance at the school play which was dedicated to his good health and fast recovery.

How did he do it? Why did he do it? And what did he do with all that free time?

If telling a bunch of strangers the truth behind his encephalitis isn't enough. . . wait until you see the REAL HIDDEN CAMERA surprise ending.

SWOLLEN HEAD
Written & Performed by Rich Zeroth
Produced & Directed by Jon Friedman

Featuring Brandy Barber, Sara Allocco, Gabe Liedman, Mike Barry &
Audio & video recordings & new live re-enactments!

June 7, 14, 21, 28
7:30 PM
The Tank @ Collective: Unconscious is located at 279 Church Street between Franklin and White.
$7


To get to The Tank by subway take:
A, C, E, J, M, Z, N, Q, R, W, Z, or 6 to Canal Street
1, 9 to Franklin Street

5/29/2006

The View

The winner and judges from The New York City Beard and Moustache Championships on ABC's The View today!

5/26/2006

NEW REJECTION SHOW NEWS

The Rejection Show returns live in a "Summerfest of Rejection" with 11 (eleven!) shows throughout the summer to celebrate the launch of the new REJECTIONSHOW.COM!!

Much like the live show, the new REJECTIONSHOW.COM will feature rejected material from anyone, anywhere in a variety of categories including: cartoons, animation, stand-up comedy, television, radio, literary work, magazines, personal stories, rejection letters, rejected greeting cards, recipes, paintings, pictures, videos, audio clips, scripts, pilots, music and a whole slew of failed and turned down pieces and segments. Anything goes! Spread the word and send in your rejected material and or stories and insights. Updated daily (eventually!)

The new site will also serve as a companion to the live show featuring recaps, pictures, video clips and contests!

SUBMIT YOUR REJECTED MATERIAL AND VISIT THE NEW REJECTION SHOW.COM

WHAT IS THE REJECTION SHOW?

The Rejection Show is a comedic based event that embraces the rejected and "turned down" material of professional and amateur writers, comedians, cartoonists, artists, and human beings whom display their creative "failures" live on stage (and now on the web.)

THE REJECTION SHOW
"SUMMERFEST OF REJECTION"
HOSTED BY JON FRIEDMAN

BEGINS JUNE 6, 2006!
MO PITKIN'S HOUSE OF SATISFACTION
7:30PM - $8
34 Avenue A at 2nd & 3rd St.
TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW

June 6th lineup Featuring rejections from:

DAVID WAIN (Stella, The State, Wet Hot American Summer)

RACHEL KRAMER BUSSEL (Village Voice, Penthouse)

JON FRIEDMAN (CBS Marketwatch)
I finally get to interview him.

REJECTED CARTOONS FROM THE NEW YORKER
with ERIC LEWIS & GLEN LELIEVRE

A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY THE DEVIL (6-6-06)

And as always more fun rejection surprises!!

Continuing "SUMMERFEST" dates
JUNE 13, 20, 27
JULY 18, 25
AUGUST 1, 8, 15, 22

Special editions include: OUTTAKES NIGHT, SKETCH COMEDY NIGHT, STAND UP COMEDY NIGHT & MORE!

Stay tuned for future lineups!

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others who wield power."
–THE ONION

"Ever wonder what you're not seeing? Each month comedians perform pieces that have been rejected by anything from Conan O'Brien to The New Yorker..."
–TIMEOUT NEW YORK

“Novelists, TV writers, stand-up comics, cartoonists, filmmakers, recording artists, dramatists, and poets come together for a friendly but edgy celebration of failure.”
–LA TIMES

"In New York, audiences are finding that failure is fun!"
–ABC NEWS

"'The Rejection Show' is a refuge for the rebuffed, a haven for the heave-hoed,
a destination for the deep-sixed."
–NEWSDAY

"A show like this is like the ultimate catharsis, for sure."
-NY DAILY NEWS

"Like a gang of Farmer Ted’s leading the geeks through the brutal, estranged halls of high school, the Rejection Show features some of NY’s finest rejected writers and performers, in this comedy-centric event."
-THE L MAGAZINE

"Not just a brilliant idea, it’s a well executed one."
–COMEDY CENTRAL

"'What do you get when you display a whole bunch of stuff that didn’t make the cut
at the New Yorker, Conan, and a bevy of other shows and publications?
Evidently, some funny shit.”
–GAWKER

"True to it’s maxim, ‘Just because it’s been rejected doesn’t mean it’s not good,’
the show continues to attract an audience that can relate.”
–FLAVORPILL

5/16/2006

A Little More of What to Expect Tonight

From The Comedy Central Insider:

Inside with: Jon Friedman, Comedian/Producer of the NYC Beard & Moustache Championships

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2006/05/inside_with_jon.html

Tonight is the NYC Beard & Moustache Championships

New York City Beard and Moustache Championships
when: Tue 5.16 (8pm)
where: Knitting Factory (74 Leonard St, 212.219.3132)
price: $15 / $12 advance

FROM TIME OUT NEW YORK

"A harem of mustached men descends on New York Tuesday 16, and its not Fleet Week. The New York City Beard and Moustache Championships (see listings) will crown winners in several facial-hair categories, and will feature several performances by local comics. Producer Jon Friedman promises to keep ladies involved, too, with an artificial hair competition. Somewhere Tom Selleck is fainting."

FROM AOL

"In ancient Greece, a beard meant wisdom. Orthodox Jews grow beards for religious reasons. And in 'Broadway Danny Rose', Woody Allen was just Mia Farrow's beard and not her real partner. Add to the list this special variety night combining music, comedy and facial hair. Hosted by Jon Friedman of the Rejection Show, it features the cream of downtown performers, including Comedy Central stand-up Todd Levin, and music by Curtis Eller's American Circus -- a slovenly group whose unshaven appearance normally only scores them hip status, but here awards them actual cash and prizes. Tied in to promote a documentary, the facial hair competition includes categories like freestyle, artificial and patchy. Open to men and women, wacky or conservative, a celebrity panel will judge all styles of beards: the Hemingway, the ZZ Top, the Mr. Miyagi; and mousta"ches: the Saddam, the Poirot, the Rollie Fingers." -- Yon Motskin


FROM GAWKER

"Put your weeks worth of stubble to use at the NYC Beard and Mustache Championships. Extra points if you can actually find enough scraps in your beard to make yourself dinner."

FROM PAPER MAGAZINE

"Looks like the folks behind the New York City Beard and Moustache Championships beat us to the chase and registered the domain name nycbeard.com before we could. Damn! Putting that aside, its beard and moustache season, people! Head on over to the Knitting Factory this evening as a bevy of comedians (Todd Levin, Nick Kroll, Christian Finnegan, et. al.) make facial hair-related jokes and New York Citys hairiest compete in four different hairy categories. Theyre promising celebrity judges and appearances from subjects featured in the upcoming doc, Splitting Hairs, which follows the United States Beard and Mustache team through Europe. We hear theres a Kenny Rogers category. Hairs to that!"
Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St., (212) 219-3006. 8 p.m. $12 in advance, $15 at the door.

FROM FLAVORPILL

"Extravagantly coiffed hair is hardly rare on New York streets, but handlebar moustaches can still turn our jaded heads. Local comic luminaries, including Nick Kroll, Chris Finnegan, and Jon Friedman of The Rejection Show host the New York Beard and Moustache Championships for Gotham's finest facial groomers. The event celebrates Splitting Hairs, an upcoming documentary following the United States Beard and Moustache Team as they travel through Europe to take on the formidable Association of German Beard Clubs at the World B&M Championships. Five of the flick's trophied protagonists judge fuzzy-faced contestants in six categories, including a "Patchy" division for the follicularly challenged and an "Artificial" class for the fairer sex."

FROM NEW YORK MAGAZINE

"Hairy participants compete for top honors in categories such as patchy, freestyle, Kenny Rogers, and artificial (for the ladies and follicly-challenged) at the first ever NYC Beard and Moustache Championships. In addition to live music from Valley Lodge and Curtis Eller's American Circus, comics Christian Finnegan (VH1's Best Week Ever) and Michelle Collins (VH1's So Jewtastic) are among those slated to introduce the different facial hair categories." Leaya Lee"

FROM CITY SEARCH

"Think the perfect handlebar can top a patchy-faced fellow any day? Not so fast--there's no standard of beauty at the NYCBMC. It's anyone's game up on stage, where multiple categories will face judgement--the quintessential mustache and beard; freestyle for glorified sideburns, goatees and the like; one for patchy looks; even a woman-friendly artificial competition when cross-dressing is encouraged. Prizes will be awarded by comedians, and bands will be performing in between rounds throughout the night."


http://www.nycbeard.com/

5/15/2006

NYC BMC on Good Morning America Today

Contestants and judges from The New York City Beard and Moustache Championships on Good Morning America today between 8AM & 8:30AM.

5/05/2006

Other Talents


5/03/2006

Stuckey and Murray CD Release at the Knitting Factory - Tonight!

Wednesday May 3rd on the Knitting Factory mainstage with Michael Showalter, Jon Friedman and Cracked out.
74 leonard St. ( Church and B'way)
8$ cover
Show time 8-10

5/02/2006

First ever 'JON FRIEDMAN INTERVIEW'

I hope you enjoy the first ever JFI, where I finally get a chance to ask the questions I want to ask.

I chose to interview Rachel Kramer Bussel first because

1) I always wanted to interview someone who does interviews
2) She is a Village Voice Columnist
3) She blogs at LUSTY LADY
4) She is a comedy fan
5) I always wanted to ask her these questions....

'Jon Friedman Interview' with Rachel Kramer Bussel

Hi. How are things?

Things are good, thank you for asking.

You do a lot of interviews. Are you only able to answer me in the form of a
question? I'm just kidding.

What?

Have you ever thought of going on Jeopardy? You know, because of the whole
question asking thing.

I once tried out for college Jeopardy! but soon found that I actually
knew very, very little compared to the real trivia nerds out there.
I'm good at asking questions though.

If you had an uncle named Ben how often would you make references to him
about rice?

(No answer given)

If you saw the book "Tuck Everlasting" in the street would you pick it up
and put it on your bookshelf? What if I told you the author's last name is
Babbitt.

Ummmm . . . I don't know. It would depend if I had room in my bag.

Raaaar! Did that scare you? But seriously what scares you. Demons? I bet
it's demons.

Real demons or fake demons? Actually, lots of things scare me—cars,
for one. I'm terrified of them and try to avoid them as often as I
can.

Does this mean anything to you? "When you retire, you're not just retiring
you, man! You're retiring us!"

Sorry, no. I feel like I'm failing your interview here.

Did you cry at the end of Armaggedon? One of my friends did when it was
just he and I watching it on his couch. It was weird.

I don't think I did, but I do cry really easily during super cheesy movies.

You're a sex columnist right? What would you rather do, go bowling with
Geraldo or make pancakes with...Geraldo?

Pancakes, I guess—but can we change it and say cupcakes?

Tell me about some memories you have from loosing your first tooth.

I have an okay memory but I really don't remember this. See? Failing again.

Ok, that's more than enough tooth memories.

Fine! Whatever. I was lying above and I really do remember but just
didn't want to tell you.

What would you rather have...A topless picture of you on a comedy website or a
funny picture of you on a sex website? Oh wait.

No comment.

Thanks for doing the "Jon Friedman Interview"

I'm not sure if you'll want to thank me after reading my answers!

It was Riggs. Riggs from Lethal Weapon 3.


--If you'd like to take part in 'The Jon Friedman Interview' send me an email with the word INTERVIEW in the subject line (but also say more in the actual email.)

Thanks.

4/27/2006

Rent Party

Rent Party
Hosted by Jon Friedman
Friday April 28th
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (b. 2nd and 3rd St.)
7:30 PM

A benefit show for the individual.

What is a rent party?
A rent party is a party in which tenants hire a musician or band to play for a party and pass around a hat to raise money to pay their rent. The rent party played a major role in the development of jazz and blues music. In this case, comedian Jon Friedman revives the "rent party" and extends it to comedy to help individuals with causes outside of just paying rent.

This month's Rent Party is to benefit Peter Kassnove and Kim Ritter who were victims of a burglary. Kim and Peter were recently engaged but lost the engagement ring during the robbery. All proceeds from this months show will help them recover some of their losses.

Jon Friedman invites friends and comedians to come out and perform for a good cause.

Cassidy Henehan (The $1 Room)
Rich Zeroth (Swollen Head)
Lindsay Robertson (Ritalin Readings)
Jessica Coen (Gawker)
Brandy and Sara (Super Comedy Duo)
Lang Fisher (The Wiener Philharmonic)
Agent Murray Lundquist and his newest
act Caleb Hodgekiss
Peter Kassnove (comedian and burglary victim)


$10
Tickets available here: http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=53080

4/23/2006

CONTESTANTS WANTED
























More info at NYCBEARD.COM

Tickets, entry form, faq, and more.

4/17/2006

I Must Confess


4/10/2006

Seasons

I like the Winter because it makes you earn your Spring.

4/01/2006

MY HAND!

Ouch! My hand, I slammed it in a door....I'm having trouble typing, ow, ow, it's blue. LIhkfsjhka akjdfhlalk laskdgl;a

My hand is fine.

April Fools.

Ow my hand.

Hand is fine.

Seriously though, this time I really just hurt it.

Hand is fine.

You're not going to believe this but I seriously this time really did just hit my hand and it really kind of hurt.

Hand is fine. April Fools.

Oh my god. My phone just rang and I went over to answer it and hit my hand into the wall. It seriously hurts. I can't even bend it.

Just kidding, my hand is fine.

Happy April Fools Day.

I hate this holiday.

Just kidding I like it. April Fools.

No really, I actually do hate it.

3/31/2006

THE FINAL DOODY

'Doody Calls' ends its two month run tonight.

Come on out and see it again or for the first time if you haven't yet seen it because like I said previously just before this that this is going to be the last one ever which means that after tonight you can't really ever see it anymore unless I get it on tape and then you come over to my house and watch it with me but you might not feel comfortable watching it in that way becasue then you might feel obligated to laugh because it will just be you and I sitting there watching this show that was made to be seen live and the sound probably won't be that good and all that and then I'll feel all weird because I can tell that you're just laughing because you'll feel bad and weird about not laughing because I am sitting right there and then I'll probably want to shut it off and start drinking but I really shouldn't be drinking that early in the afternoon and then I'd wonder why you were even in my apartment so early and then I'd start to think about when you're going to leave because what if I need to use the bathroom and then you'll hear me in there because my apartment is so small well it's not so small but it's just a studio and the bathroom is definitely in ear shot and then I'll wind up holding it all in until you leave and then I'll start acting even weirder because I really just have to use the bathroom but I won't really be hearing what you're saying and then you'll be confused and frustrated by me.......

"DOODY CALLS"
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street (6th and 7th Ave)
March 31st @ 8PM
Performed by The Wiener Philharmonic
Written and Directed by Jon Friedman
Produced by Jon Friedman, Sara Schaefer and The Wiener Philharmonic
Tickets - $8
212-563-7488
2,3,9,B,D,F,V,N,Q,R,W,A,C,E to 34th St.
http://www.thepit-nyc.com
http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/
http://www.wienerphilharmonic.com/
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3164

3/20/2006

Thanks!

Thank you all for the nice birthday wishes.

I usually get yelled at by my friends for never letting anyone know about when I have stand-up appearances (even though I put it directly on the homepage of my website) other than when I am hosting my own shows.....so, here's one for tonight, on the ol' b-day....

Monday, March 20, 2006

Twin Killing
Swift
34 E. 4th Street (between Bowery and Lafayette)
NYC
8:30 pm
FREE

Hosted by Matt Goldich (Comedy Central's Premium Blend) and Chris Jurek (Comedy Central's Laugh Riots)

Recommended by Time Out New York!

This month's lineup:

Mike Burns (Telephone Bar)
Jordan Carlos (Pepsi's "Sumo Chicken Guy")
Jon Friedman (creator of The Rejection Show)
Sean O'Connor (VH1)


3/17/2006

'Doody Calls' Tonight with Special Guest and Free Beer!

Sara Schaefer will be playing the part of Julia Langbein tonight only!

The New York Times calls The Wiener Philharmonic "A delightfully sophomoric young comedy troupe." "Doody Calls" is written and directed by Jon Friedman (The Rejection Show, ECNY 2004’s Best Writer)

The Wiener Philharmonic is:
Julia Langbein, Lang Fisher, Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, Mike Barry and Toby Lawless

WE'LL BE GIVING OUT FREE BEER TONIGHT!

"DOODY CALLS"
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street (6th and 7th Ave)
March 17 @ 8PM
Tickets - $8
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3164

Yes, you must grow up, but no one ever mentions that you
also need to lapse back into adolescence every once in a
while. The good folks at the Wiener Philharmonic offer a
brief sophomoric jaunt that's guilt-free and fun.
-FLAVORPILL

3/14/2006

SOME BIRTHDAY PARTY REJECTION RESPONSES

Since The Rejection Show is on hiatus I felt as though it is a good time to share some of my own rejections. It is my birthday next week and some people are throwing me a party at a bar in Brooklyn on Saturday night. (All are welcome to join the fun.) Here are some fresh rejection responses to the invite. XXXXX's are provided to protect the innocent.

Enjoy!

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Hey jon...

Just to keep you updated. You know how I said I just had to get together with the xxxxx for xxxx wedding shower? well it turned into dinner plans. Since I work till 6 we are meeting at 7 for dinner. I dont know if I can make it. By the time we're done it may be later than I thought and then I have to work the next day. I wouldnt have much time in brooklyn. I'll see what happens though. Nothing is set yet.
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i wish i could make this!
happy birthday!
xo
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Poop, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Happy
Birthday!

I'll be in town the following week and will owe you a
b-day drink

luv
XXXXXX
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I am working that evening, but I'll do my doodle-dandiest to get down there, and thanks for the invite.
XXX
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happy birthday!

sorry i can't make it. i'll be lounging on the beach in the bahamas. poor me.

how's life? your adorable nephew?
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Hey Jon,

Happy birthday and thanks for the invite. I can't make it but here are
my good wishes! Hope to see you soon,
X
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hey OLD BOY (did you see that amazing movie?)

sadly i will be leaving town this saturday.. headed for warmer weather
and pukier pollution (los angeles).
can i take you for a birthday beer when i get back?

hope you are well.
big hugs and smooches,

XXXXX
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Not sure if i'll make it out to brooklyn for your party on saturday but we'll most definitely live it up on monday. you're the XXXX in the biz, jon friedman.

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hi jon,
how are you! first, thank you so much for the invite!! it was so sweet of you! i would love to come however i'm babysitting for my brother on sat. night (well obviously it's not my brother-it's for his baby but you know what i mean..lol). i hope you have a great time and a great birthday! say hello to andrew and your parents! and one of these days, i'll make it to your shows! keep sending the emails!! happy birthday and i hope to see you soon!
XXXXXX

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Hey Jon,



I can't make the party, but have a great birthday!


XXXXXXXX
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Jon,

Turns out my friend XXXX is visiting from XXXXX this
weekend and will probably want to hang out in
Manhattan on Saturday night. Sorry I can't make it
for the party but have a wonderful birthday and I hope
to see you soon!

XXXXXXX

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Hey there Mr. Friedman,

Happy almost birthday.

Bad news: My boyfriend and I will be in Chicago this weekend, so I won't
be able to ring in your 29th year. Hope you have a ball, though...
XXXXXXXXXXXX
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Hi Jon!
I wish I could make this but I cannot.
But also, Happy Birthday sir!
Hearts,
X
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Happy Birthday! Unfortunately I have XXXXXXXXXXXXX that night on the upper east side. I wish I
could be there to celebrate. Have a wonderful night!
much birthday love and well-wishes,
XXXXXXX
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Sorry but I have my nephew's 6th birthday party that same day.
XXXXX
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Er....who are you?

Kidding. Provided I'm not passed out in a pool of my own vomit from the
night before (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I'll be there with bells on.

XXXX
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Happy Happy in advance. Not sure if I can make the
party but I will try. I may be at XXXXXX tonight, I
want to go but am super XXXXXXX with XXXXXXXXXX but am
gonna do my best.

XXXXXX
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Hey guys - I'm sorry to say I won't be able to make it to young Mr.
Friedman's celebration. I'm leaving for XX on Thursday for the XXXXXX
Awards where I will meet Kermit. Of all the celebrities I've met
over the years, I'm most psyched about this one!

Have a great time at Soda and Happy Birthday Jon!
- XXXXXX
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I am out of the office until Monday, March 20th, 2006. I will reply to your
message when I return.
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See you at the party!

Ritalin Tickets Are Now Available

Tickets to the next Ritalin Readings are now available HERE.

See lineup below.

3/13/2006

The Next Ritalin Reading Series Lineup Announced

THE RITALIN READING SERIES
TICKETS AVAILABLE SOON

Hosted by Lindsay Robertson, Alex Balk & Jon Friedman

Featuring the quick readings of:

Sam Lipsyte
Jonathan Coulton
John Green
Elizabeth Spiers
Brad Stuernagel
Chris Genoa
Jon Friedman
&
The Hilarious Nightclub Comedy
of a Secret Surprise Comedic Guest

What are Ritalin Readings?
Ritalin Readings are a humor based literary event designed for the ADHD generation. Each reader is limited to a maximum of only 4 minutes.

I'll post as soon as tickets become available.


3/10/2006

OFF DOODY

There is NO 'Doody Calls' tonight.

Instead there is a super special Sara Schaefer is Obsessed With You Reunion Show.

Myself, and three other Wieners, Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, and Mike Barry will be guests on the show.

In addition to us of course there will be Sara's old crew from SSIOWY catching up and updating us all on what they've all been doing.

It'll be a laid back fun time.

Tickets are available here:
SARA SCHAEFER IS OBSESSED WITH YOU REUNION SPECIAL

'Doody Calls' returns next week on 3/17.

3/06/2006

THIS IS GONNA BE A WACKY ONE!



















(CLICK IT FOR THE TICKET)

3/01/2006

'THE OFTEN BROKEN LEG GUY' NOW ONLINE!

Share the joy!

From 'Doody Calls'

THE OFTEN BROKEN LEG GUY
Starring The Wiener Philharmonic
Written & Directed by Jon Friedman

FIND IT HERE!!

Love,
Jon

2/27/2006

DOODY CALLS EXTENDED THROUGH MARCH

Just as the show was hitting its stride the run was coming to an end. But we've been asked to extend our run of Friday nights at The PIT at 8PM.

Come see Doody Calls. The show keeps shifting and changing!

Starring The Wiener Philharmonic


TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE


March 3, 10, 17, 24, 31

2/24/2006

Calling All Doody's!

Tonight at 8PM at The PIT:

The Wiener Philharmonic in:
DOODY CALLS

The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street (6th and 7th Ave)
February 24 @ 8PM
Performed by The Wiener Philharmonic
Written and Directed by Jon Friedman
Produced by Jon Friedman, Sara Schaefer and The Wiener Philharmonic
Tickets - $8
212-563-7488
2,3,9,B,D,F,V,N,Q,R,W,A,C,E to 34th St.
http://www.thepit-nyc.com
http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/
http://www.wienerphilharmonic.com/
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3164

Hope to see you there,
Jon

2/22/2006

Thanks Ritalin Peeps

Ritalin was a lot of fun last night. All of the performers were great and had a great sense of what the show is all about. Thanks audience!

It looks like Ritalin Readings will be at Mo's every fourth Tuesday of every month. I'm working out the final details right now.

Here's what I read last night.

Questions That I Have For Ronald McDonald
(Written to be read aloud and performed by what are ya gonna do)

You’re a clown, right?

I mean, obviously you are but….are you?

Why do you have such a normal name?

What about Clownio BurgerGiver?

How My Favorite Movies Would Be Different If They Were Starring A Cow
(Tonight's Movie: The Sixth Sense)

Cole/Haley Joel Osment:

(audience volunteer reads)
She wanted me to tell you she saw you dance. She said when you were little you and she had a fight, right before your dance recital. You thought she didn't come see you dance. She did. She hid in the back so you wouldn't see. She said you were like an angel. She said you came to the place where they buried her. Asked her a question? She said the answer is... everyday. What did you ask?

Lynn/Toni Collette
(Sound effects from a tape recorder)
Mooooooo, mooooo, moooooo, moooooo...






2/19/2006

RITALIN READING SERIES THIS TUESDAY

Suprise! Look what's this Tuesday....

The Ritalin Reading Series
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
February 21 @ 8:30PM
Hosted by Lindsay Roberston, Alex Balk, and Jon Friedman

Fast readings by:

Michael Cyril Creighton
Alex Blagg
Gabe and Jenny
Nick Poppy
Jeff Johnson
Emily Gould
Geoff Haggerty

What exactly are Ritalin Readings?
Ritalin Readings are a humor based literary event designed for the ADHD generation.
Each reader is limited to a maximum of 4 minutes.

2/17/2006

Doody Calls Tonight

DOODY CALLS YOU!

2/15/2006

Jon F. and Michelle Collins on XM Radio

I did an appearance on XM Radio with Michelle Collins. We had fun. Here are the details:

Life’s Work with Lisa Belkin
XM Satellite Radio
On Take 5 – XM Channel 155

Airing:
Saturday 2/25 @ 3PM ET
Sunday 2/26 @ 12N ET

Satellites are so cool!

2/13/2006

CD Release


2/10/2006

Number Two

"Doody Calls" take two, tonight.

The Wiener Philharmonic presents
DOODY CALLS
at the People's Improv Theater
154 West 29th St.
8 pm TONIGHT

2/07/2006

THE REJECTION SHOW TONIGHT, FEB. 7TH

The Rejection Show in 2006: First stop at Mo Pitkin's. Have some drinks and enjoy rejections!

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others who wield power."
ˆTHE ONION

FEBRUARY 7th
FEATURING THE REJECTIONS OF:

MICHAEL SHOWALTER
PETER HYMAN
A REJECTED PILOT FROM CHANNEL 102
THE NEW YORKER CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST REJECTIONS &
SUBMISSIONS FROM THE NEW YORKER ANTI-CAPTION CONTEST

The Rejection Show
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
February 7th @ 8:30PM
34 Avenue A (2nd and 3rd St.)
Call or visit the Mo Pitkin's box office at (212) 777-5660
F or V to Second Ave.
TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE
http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=29543
$10 (NO drink minimum)

Join us after the show in the Sadies Lounge at Mo Pitkin's for drinks and more fun.

See you there,
Jon Friedman
http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/

2/06/2006

Also on the 7th

February 7th is The Rejection Show. Don't forget to check out these other great shows on the 7th as well:

Chicks and Giggles in the Sadies Lounge at Mo Pitkin's at 7:30PM.

Brutal Honesty at Otto's Shrunken Head at 8PM

Variety Shac with Chelsea Peretti, Andrea Rosen, Heather Lawless, Shonali Bhowmik at Galapagos at 8PM.

MCC (Finally) Has His Way (with Women) also at 8PM at Galapagos

So many friends, so many shows at the same time.

Oh, fixed.

The tremendousrabbit.com website is back up and running. Oh, sweet relief. The Rejection Show is tomorrow!

2/05/2006

From Metro




2/03/2006

Metro Rejecto

There's a nice little write-up on The Rejection Show in today's Metro Paper. It's on page 18. Thanks Metro!

2/01/2006

"Breaking" News

One of the Wieners has a broken body part, thus making "Doody Calls" all the more interesting!

Website being fixed

The tremendousrabbit.com website is under repair. It should be back up and running on Friday February 3rd.

I miss it too. It'll be alright. (I'm talking to myself)

1/29/2006

Who me?

Time Out New York was gracious enough to mention my appearance at this weeks Aristocontest as a "Don't Miss!" They also ran my photo with it. The only problem is, it's not me.


I'm this guy...

The contest was a lot of fun. I'll post my entry for it on here soon.

Related:
http://tremendousrabbit.blogspot.com/2005/07/who-i-look-like.html

1/22/2006

This will be a fun time!


http://www.wysiwygtalentshow.org/

1/19/2006

Doody Calls Tickets on Sale Now

Advance "Doody Calls" Tickets

The Wiener Philharmonic returns with "Doody Calls," an original new sketch comedy show every Friday in February at The PIT! The New York Times calls The Wiener Philharmonic "A delightfully sophomoric young comedy troupe." "Doody Calls" is written and directed by Jon Friedman (ECNY Best Writer, The Rejection Show.)

"Doody Calls" is a grouping of sketches, scenes, and short films portraying everyday situations that cause anxiety, stress, and awkwardness and attacks them with hilarious absurdity.

1/18/2006

Next Rejection Show Lineup

MICHAEL SHOWALTER
(Stella, The State, The Baxter)

PETER HYMAN
(The Reluctant Metrosexual, Spin Magazine)

A REJECTED PILOT FROM CHANNEL 102
(Featuring the Channel 102 judging panel that rejected it and the filmmaker that submitted the film)

THE OFFICIAL NEW YORKER CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST REJECTIONS WITH MATT DIFFEE & SUBMISSIONS FROM THE NEW YORKER ANTI-CAPTION CONTEST WITH DANIEL RADOSH
(The New Yorker, Radosh.net)

THE REJECTION SHOW
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
February 7th @ 8:30PM
34 Avenue A (2nd and 3rd St.)
Tickets available in advance via Ticketweb.com (available soon!)
or call or visit the Mo Pitkin's box office at (212) 777-5660
F or V to Second Ave.
$10

1/17/2006

Slept on My Ear

Woke up this morning with my ear folded under my head. It is very soar. I have a soar ear. My ear was folded all night. That's dangerous. People should be made more aware of folded ear. Surprised it doesn't happen more often. They're very foldable.

1/15/2006

MLK EVE

Happiest and warmest wishes on this Martin Luther King Eve. I'll be counting down at midnight. I love MLK eve.

1/14/2006

"Studio Memos From Original Weekend At Bernies Script" (From Ritalin)

(series of memo’s from the studio sent to writer Robert Klane)

August 1, 1987 - Not really buying this Bernie character ‘alive.’ Please fix.

August 2, 1987 – That is a great change. We love it. What do you mean you’re not thrilled with it?

August 3, 1987 - Went to the morgue today. Turns out you’re right. But we’re going to ignore that.

August 4, 1987 - I hear what you’re saying. Ignore that.

August 5, 1987 - Ignore that.

August 6, 1987 - Ignore that.

August 7, 1987 - Don’t worry about that.

August 12, 1987 - Ignore that.

August 14, 1987 - Instead of rotting can he be smiling? That would be great. Oh, and holding a cocktail?

August 14, 1987 – Sunglassses.

August 19, 1987 - I sense a trilogy here!

1/10/2006

Ritalin Readings are tonight BUT ALSO....

Don't forget to check out some other great shows run by some great people tonight:

Chicks and Giggles at 7:30 in Sadie's Lounge at Mo Pitkin's.
http://chicksandgiggles.blogspot.com/

Brutal Honesty at Otto's Shrunken Head
http://www.giuliarozzi.com/html/brutalhonesty.html

1/06/2006

S.S.H.J.U.

Sara Schaefer has joined us.

Sara Schaefer is now one of the producers of the sketch comedy show, "Doody Calls." (Every Friday at The PIT in February)

Name change

"Office Doody" had been re-named "Doody Calls"

1/03/2006

Doody Calls!

"DOODY CALLS"

Written by Jon Friedman

Starring
The Wiener Philharmonic

Fridays at 8PM in February
Peoples Improv Theater

February 3, 10, 17, and 24th

A
Tremendous Rabbit
Production

http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/
http://www.thepit-nyc.com/


Slippery

Today I accidentally dropped my bar of soap into the toilet bowl. That is the exact opposite of what is supposed to go in there.

Killed Rejection

New York Magazine killed their story on "The Rejection Show." I'm trying to book them on the show.

1/01/2006

A happy new year message from Jon...

http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/multimedia/happynewyear.wmv

Hope that works.

Think you need Windows Media Player to hear it.

12/21/2005

Strike Humor!

I've been writing some kick-ass Transit strike humor during this crazy time.

Just kidding. I haven't been.

12/20/2005

Offbeat Nightlife

There's a bunch of cool "Offbeat Nightlife" events in NYC featured at AOL's City Guide including some of our favorites:

AOL CITY GUIDE: OFFBEAT NIGHTLIFE FEATURE

12/19/2005

"Ritalin Readings" Lineup Announced

Ritalin Readings
January 10th at Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
8:30pm

Hosted by Lindsay Robertson, Alex Balk, and Jon Friedman

Readers:
* Mike Albo, author of The Underminer

* Michelle Collins, Comedian

* Dennis DiClaudio, author of The Hypochondriac's Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have

* Jon Friedman, Comedian

* Francis Heaney, author of The Holy Tango of Literature

* Julia Langbein , Comedian

* Todd Levin , Comedian

* Lindsay Robertson, Writer, blogger, creator of Ritalin Readings

12/18/2005

DNTO: THE REJECTION SHOW ON THE CBC

Here's the recent Rejection Show radio peice from Definitely Not the Opera on the CBC:

THE REJECTION SHOW ON DNTO


12/08/2005

Two New Monthly Series Added to TRP

I'm happy to announce that two new monthly series have been added to the growing TRP roster:

The Ritalin Reading Series with Lindsay Robertson and Alex Balk

&

The Other Talent, Show Hosted by Michelle Collins and Jon Friedman

I will be acting as "Executive Producer" of both of these shows.

Stay tuned for venue, dates, lineups, and show info!

12/03/2005

Opening Act

I'm the opening act tonight at Pete's Candy Store. I'll be opening for Andy Friedman & The Other Failures.

Doors open at 8.

Jon Friedman with special guests Cassidy Henehan, Peter Kassnove, Jenny Slate, and Gabe Liedman. (Jon, Peter, and Cassidy will be performing as their new comedy team, "The Uncles")

and then Andy Friedman & The Other Failures.

I hope that you can make it.

Performances will begin closer to 9.

12/01/2005

Yamaholiday!


11/23/2005

Definitely Not The Opera

The Rejection Show will be featured on a radio program called "Definitely Not The Opera" this Saturday at noon on the 26th. DNTO is on the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) which is Canada's version of NPR.

The content for the segment was recorded at "The Rejection Show" in May of 2005 as well as pre and post interviews.

The segment was produced by Allison Lichter from NPR's Soundcheck.

I'll post the segment on the Tremendous Rabbit website.

Happy Thanksgiving.

11/15/2005

Ticket Inquiries

If you're having trouble getting your Rejection Show tickets online for tonight please try again or get tickets from the box office.

When the online ticket sales reaches a certain number it shuts off to allow for walk up sales the night of the show.

I just got word that they will put more up online. But if you can't get them online you still may have a chance to get them at the box office.

I hope that made sense and I hope to see you tonight at The Rejection Show.

11/07/2005

Poop humor?

I added the video of my story of my first Onion Headlines submission batch (told at The Rejection Show) to the multimedia section on the Tremendous Rabbit website.

I'm going to add the Michael Winslow story soon.

Lobster and Shirley opening credit sequence is up their too.

http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/multimedia/

11/02/2005

Last Rejection of '05

By that I mean the last Rejection Show of '05 is this November 15th.

I'm really looking forward to this one. We have a lot of cool stuff lined up.

11/01/2005

Odd Todd toon on Comedy Central Motherload

Hi.

I did some work on the new Odd Todd Halloween Special cartoon up on Comedy Central's new Motherload site. Check it out (you have to search for it to find it.) I'll be working on more of these toons too.

Comedy Central: Motherload

Also, check out Odd Todd.

P.S. Todd does the animated opening credit sequences for the Rejection Show too.

10/31/2005

Halloween 2005

What am I dressed as for Halloween 2005?

A furnace!

10/26/2005

Showbiz

This business is hard!

10/17/2005

Rejection, Tomorrow

Tomorrow night is The Rejection Show. I'm having my usual pre-performance nerves right now. I'm pacing and jittery. This usually doesn't happen until the afternoon of the show. What gives? Hopefully I can calm down. Calm down Jon. Ok, that helped a little. Anyway, tomorrow's show will be a lot of fun and different than the others. The audience can ask questions. That's fun.

The Rejection Show - October 18, 2005

Performance Space 122
150 1st Avenue at 9th St.
TICKETS AVAILABLE VIA THEATERMANIA.COM
or call or visit the P.S. 122 box office at (212) 477-5288
$7

OCTOBER 18TH 8PM
Q & A EDITION
Featuring the rejection panel:
CHELSEA PERETTI
BOB POWERS
ADAM WADE
NICK KROLL
ADAM MUTTERPERL
JULIE KLAUSNER
ADRIANNE FROST

CARTOONISTS FROM THE NEW YORKER
CAROLITA JOHNSON, SAM GROSS, MATT DIFFEE

You ask the questions!
And as always more fun rejection surprises!


10/10/2005

New Multimedia

I added some new clips to the multimedia section on the Tremendous Rabbit website --Including the Extro: Rejected Superhero cartoon that opened the last Rejection Show. There's a bunch of new stuff there so check it out. There's a lot more I still plan on adding....

http://www.tremendousrabbit.com/multimedia/

9/30/2005

Get Mortified Tonight!

Tonight I will be reading selections from my 7th Grade journal. Oh, what a year that was.

Here are some titles from the journal I will NOT be reading tonight:

My Goals in Life
My Monster
A Promise
When I Am Bored

Mortified
The Magnet Theater
September 30th 9:30pm
254 W. 29th Street

See you.


9/28/2005

Song Titles From My Album In High School

Here are the song titles from my critically acclaimed album I made in High School:

1. Blacks and Whites
2. I’m So Impressed (With Your Hitting Streak)
3. Fuel Me Up
4. Coffee Cakes with Medicine
5. Brushy Brushy (cover)
6. Selma Tannenbaum Retirement
7. To the Tic-Toc – Ya Dig My Flakes?
8. Never Nervous Pervis
9. Food No Waste (You Say It’s Dry)
10. Reappearing Bob
11. Dyin’ In Ya Arms Tonight (cover)
12. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
13. Eat a Bag of Poo, How ‘Bout You?
14. Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar (cover)
15. Malakov, Is He For Real?
16. If I Had a Pool I’d Swim All Night
17. Whore (Maybe)
18. Around the Maypole

The Rejection Show: Q & A Edition

The Rejection Show: Q & A Edition

October 18th, 2005

Featuring the rejection panel:
CHELSEA PERETTI
BOB POWERS
ADAM WADE
NICK KROLL
ADAM MUTTERPERL
JULIE KLAUSNER
ADRIANNE FROST
CAROLITA JOHNSON, SAM GROSS, MATT DIFFEE

MORE INFO BY CLICKING HERE

More details coming soon.



October Rejection Show lineup set

Details coming extremely soon...

Here's a peek:

The Rejection Show: Q & A Edition

October 18th, 2005

9/23/2005

Volunteer to be a mentor

Help me spread the word about this fantastic program!

via iMentor
You DO have time to be a mentor!

Join over 400 New Yorkers who volunteer with iMentor to make a difference in the lives of young people in New York City!

iMentor provides a flexible and meaningful way to work with high school students from underserved communities in New York City. iMentor matches adult volunteers one-on-one with students based on shared career or personal interests. Mentors and mentees correspond weekly via email, utilizing iMentor’s curriculum and writing prompts. Pairs also meet in person at iMentor-hosted events and collaborate online on projects designed to improve mentees’ reading, writing, research and technology skills.

Volunteers must be at least 21 years old, and must live or work in the New York City metropolitan area. iMentor requires a minimum of a one year commitment to our program. Two, three and four year matches are also available. Mentors’ time commitment averages 4 hours a month, including structured, weekly email exchanges and required face-to-face meetings at iMentor-sponsored events every 6 to 8 weeks (5 meeting per year).

For more information, check out iMentor's web site at www.imentor.org. If you would like to apply, visit the “Get involved” section of our website to complete an application online.

If you have any questions, please contact Michelle Choi at michelle@imentor.org or 212-461-4330 x21.

Volunteer to be a mentor @:
http://www.imentor.org/get_involved/be_mentor.php

9/15/2005

Thanks

Thanks to everyone who came out to The Rejection Show on Tuesday. The support has been outstanding. I'll get clips from the show up on the Tremendous Rabbit Productions site soon.

My friend Rachel wrote a great review in response to the show:

via They Make Me Laugh
Rejection Show raves

Last September, I went to my first Rejection Show, the last one they held at The Tank. I don’t remember everything about it, but I do recall Jon talking about Weekend at Bernies and Andres du Bouchet doing some rejected SNL skits. In that last year that I’ve been going (I missed I think the May one), the show has improved by leaps and bounds, and I last night was really excellent. There was so much going on and a real camaraderie amongst the performers, something I’ve found really makes a show work, and which I suppose is unpredictable but is heartwarming to see. Cassidy Henehan of The $1 Room, a New Orleans native, did a set that was funny but also very touching, and he’s clearly been through a hellish time these last few weeks. He showed us his NOLA tattoo and made us laugh about Katrina, and it seemed like it was really cathartic for him to be up there. Jon was a really funny host, as always - he read some rejected headlines he’d sent to The Onion, and used lots of dirty words that he rarely uses onstage. Adam Cole-Kelly did these hilarious back to school fashions, like a guy wearing just shorts, bare-chested, and a ghost and was just so deadpan about it while people were coming out in the most ridiculous getups, it was awesome. Michelle Collins seems to invoke The Holocaust almost every time I see her perform, but she was awesome as always - she kindof gives the impression that she’s just talking, telling a story like you’d hear at a bar, and this time it was about her Barnard days and waiting till 4days before graduation to write her thesis (“The Chosen Won?”) while also writing a skit about a girl whose retarded parents give her a baby for Christmas, where she was aided by Gabe and Lang from The Wiener Philharmonic. Bill Plympton, who I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t really know who he was, showed the pilot for his animated sitcom Helter Shelter that was really funny - it wouldn’t be as funny if I told you about it, but it’s about three mismatched roommates. Jackie The Jokeman Martling told about having an audience member heckle him loud enough for him to hear, and even though he made it into a funny story, it was also clear that those words had stayed with him for over a decade.

I think one of the best things about the show is that while there’s not audience participation per se (usually), there’s very rarely the sense of being shouted at, or being talked to or at, that there can be at comedy shows. There’s an inclusiveness between the stage and the crowd, and it’s as much about hearing the reactions of the people around you, of seeing who gets which New Yorker cartoons, of the rustles of excitement and laughter that make their way through the crowd, and I think this is in part because of the format of the show. There’s a sense that even though the people before us are successful in their chosen field, they are not always successful–they are not perfect. They have work rejected, even if they’ve been on TV, in movies, nominated for an Oscar, etc. And to be able to laugh at that, and at themselves, while also refuting the idea that those who hold the power to reject us hold all the power, is a really wonderful thing.

The show last night just held together really well, and it was clear from the little musical interludes to various segments that it wasn’t just cobbled together, that it was both deliberately crafted but also left room for improvising and the unexpected. I was kindof coughing my way through it but was really glad I was there and encourage those of you who haven’t been to check it out, for no other reason than I think it’ll make you laugh. Where I think the show really succeeds is that it’s not just a bunch of random people getting up and doing their own individual thing, but a definite cause of the whole being much greater than the sum of its parts, and it was clear that the performers also got a lot out of each others’ contributions. Nobody is full of themself or out to prove anything at the show, but simply to share something they wrote or made that might never otherwise be seen, and that also makes it special, because I know for me, when my work gets rejected, it’s very hard not to just take that at face value, to say, “Oh, okay, it wasn’t that good anyway, let’s move onto the next thing,” rather than actually examining how it might be improved or what parts of it might still be worthy.

9/13/2005

The Rejection Show is tonight

Season Three Begins Tonight

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others who wield power. Films rejected by festivals, cartoons that never made it to press, and comedy sketches that weren't good enough for TV all finally see the light of day, some more deservedly than others."
--THE ONION

THE REJECTION SHOW
September 13, 2005
Performance Space 122 @ 8PM
150 First Avenue
New York, NY 10009

Still only $7 and NO MORE online fee

GET YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE HERE:
http://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pe/113
or visit the P.S. 122 BOX OFFICE

Proceeds from this show will be going to THE RED CROSS.
http://www.redcross.org/

9/11/2005

K-Rock Tonight

I'm making an appearance at 7:30 PM tonight on K-Rock - 92.3 FM as an in studio guest on the Lazlow Show.

It should be a nice time.

9/07/2005

Sandwiches have gone global

A Delicious Sandwich Social has been organized in Australia.

The Sydney Sandwich Social is on the 24th of September:

http://sydneysandwichsocial.blogspot.com/


Ha!

9/01/2005

K-Rock and me

I'll be on The Lazlow Show on Sunday September 11th at 6PM on 92.3 FM. More details coming.

8/31/2005

How To Kick People Tonight

via Gawker
In tonight’s installment of How to Kick People, titled “Missed Connections,” two Jons (Friedman and Ames), a Jesse (Hartman) and an Ophira (Eisenberg) ruminate on, well, we’re not quite sure. But it’s sure to be funny and witty and clever and other assorted glowing adjectives.

HOW TO KICK PEOPLE

Another Delicious Recap

Here's another recap from the Delicious Sandwich Social via Fig and Plum.

Thanks Jessica.

8/30/2005

Brown Date Book Planner

My volunteer was so perfect on THIS.
(audio)

8/29/2005

Delicious Fun


It was a rainy and overcast day but we still had a nice turnout for the first annual Delicious Sandwich Social. There was something like 26 sandwiches traded and some nice socializing. Thanks to everyone who participated.

There's a nice little recap via Nate at The Apiary HERE.

8/26/2005

RAP TO PROSE #1

RAP TO PROSE #1

Recently my life got all flipped and turned upside down. I was born and raised in a town in West Philadelphia. Most of my time was spent on the playground just doing stuff like chilling out, relaxing all cool, maxing. On one particular day I was playing basketball outside of my school and two guys came up to me, they were clearly looking for trouble. I heard about these guys making trouble all over the neighborhood and I wanted to do something about it. I stood up to them and we got into a little skirmish. When I got home my mom was so scared that she told me that I was going to go live with my aunt and uncle out in California. I guess it was something she was thinking about for a long time but this little fight was the straw that broke the camels back.

I didn’t want to go and leave my roots behind. I like where I come from. She wouldn’t listen. She packed my suitcase and basically sent me on my way. I remember when I got into the cab that the license plate said something like “fresh,” or “flash” and there were fluffy dice hanging from the rearview mirror. It was pretty cool, I don’t remember seeing many cabs like that. Anyway, it was kind of funny cause I told the cab driver to take me to California forgetting that he was only taking me to the airport.

I finally got to my aunt and uncles at around 7 or 8 west coast time. I was relieved to get out because that cab smelled really bad. I think it was the driver. The house was amazing. It was like a huge mansion. I kind of felt like this was my new kingdom. Like I was going to go inside and sit on a throne or something. I was glad to finally be there. It felt ok. Like a new start. I was feeling kind of like a prince.

8/23/2005

Stand-Up Tonight

I'm going to do some stand-up comedy tonight. Get some of the ol' rust off. I'll tell some old jokes, mix in a couple of new ones, and perhaps share a little story about my new nephew. That 'aint so bad.

I Can't Believe It's Not Manhattan
Galapagos Art Space
August 23rd - 10pm
70 N. 6th Street (b. Kent & Wythe


8/19/2005

The Delicious Sandwich Social

Come out to the first annual Delicious Sandwich Social.
www.tremendousrabbit.com/DSS/

WHEN: Sunday, August 28th @ 1PM
WHERE: Near the Picnic House in Prospect Park, Brooklyn

The Rules:

1. Bring one FULL delicious sandwich (hero, hoagie, roll, bread) with you to the event.

2. Label and submit one half of your sandwich to the DSS advisory board.

3. Sandwiches will be labled with the name of submitter, and/or vegetarian, meat, dairy, etc. This can be done at the event.

4. Every participant will get one half of another participant's sandwich submission and keep the other half of their own.

5. One lucky random sandwich half will contain THE GOLDEN TICKET redeemable for the DSS prize package.

6. Enjoy your sandwiches, find the person who's sandwich you've eaten, throw a frisbee, have some fun!

Delicious Sandwich Social FAQ's

1. Is this event free?
Yes, all you need to participate is a sandwich.

2. Can I bring a hot sandwich?
Sure, but remember, you will only be trading one half of your sandwich so make sure what you bring is also something you like.

3. Who will be inserting the Golden Ticket?
The Golden Ticket will be insterted by Jon Friedman and Jon Bulette. They are ineligible from winning the prize.

4. What is the prize package?
That will be revealed during the actual event.

5. Will there be a man in a sandwich suit hanging around and taking pictures with us?
I surely hope so.

6. Will persons with dietary restrictions (ie. veg.) be paired with another of the same restrictive family?
Yes, they absolutely will. The DSS is diet restriction friendly.

7. I make several "mean" sandwiches...what if I want to bring more than one?
That is absolutely acceptable. The more sandwiches the better!

8/13/2005

Fall 2005 Tickets and Memberships at P.S. 122


Fall 2005 Tickets and Memberships go on Sale
Tuesday August 16!


8/11/2005

New things on TRP!

Official Rejection Show lineup posted on TRP website!

New Multimedia Page on TRP!

There will be more on there soon. Check out the Andy For Mayor interview live at The Rejection Show!

8/04/2005

The Rejection Show Season Premiere Date Announced

Here's some insider information:

The Rejection Show is shifting from Wednesdays to Tuesdays this fall.

Season Premiere: Tuesday September 13th at 8:00 PM - P.S. 122.

Lineup and more info to be announced soon.

8/02/2005

Uncle

Hello my friends. I am finally an Uncle. He just wanted to wait to have an August birthday.

7/26/2005

Season 3 Dates Coming Soon

Hard at work preparing for Season 3 of The Rejection Show. Info coming soon...

7/21/2005

Broken Mug

I broke a mug! It fell and the handle cracked off. Now it's in the garbage. One less mug to worry about. This reminded me of something I wrote two Christmas's ago. Here's an excerpt....Oh, Jon, you were so young back then....

I must preface this next section by saying the following gifts that I mention were all given to me by my parents…who I love.
I didn’t even know that Dunkin Donuts had gift certificates. Seems kind of a waste when the most expensive thing there is 55 cents. Have I been unaware of hinting about a love or need for donuts? I don’t think I’ve mentioned the word “donut” since 1989. At least now I can go there and get a lot of donuts for a long time. That’s one stress I don’t have to worry about for the New Year. Donuts are covered. I don’t really like donuts. What else does Dunkin Donuts have? Coffee? I enjoy coffee but I have a stomach disease and I really shouldn’t drink that much coffee— at least that would warrant getting me a gift certificate for it. Tea? Yeah, I guess I could get tea. The main problem with this gift is that I have to take the subway to even get to a Dunkin Donuts. I’m going to lose money in getting my “gift” tea. I already have my own running water, stove, teakettle, and tea bags. Does anybody want Dunkin Donuts gift certificates? I’ll trade them…for a hug.

The next gift I got was the game Twister. That’s fun. I do like that game. I guess. I also “like” a lot of things. I like carrots. I’m a 26 year-old aspiring writer and comedian who recently chose to begin going to therapy and start taking new intestinal medications. Twister was not on my list this year. I was almost surprised the card attached did not say, “Remember when you would have wanted to play this?” I immediately thought…Right foot “humiliating.” Left hand “dry heave.” Anybody want to play? Next year they should buy me the game “Sorry.”
Is there something about me, my personality, my appearance that cries “mugs!” At least four people bought me multiple mugs and that doesn’t include the people that got me individual mugs. Basically every other gift I got was a mug or variation of one. I live alone in a small apartment in Brooklyn. I already have three mugs. I had five and I gave two away last year because I simply did not have the room for them. I have nineteen mugs now. Does anybody need some mugs? To top it all off, my parents also gave me two mugs that say Twister on them. I do not lie.....


I was a bratty sad 26 year old bastard. I don't like that attitude. Shape up!



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